Jaws 3-D
This is an example of product placement at its most errant. I don’t know what SeaWorld hoped to accomplish through their involvement with Jaws 3-D; maybe they thought people would flock to Orlando because they wanted to get trapped in an underwater tunnel while a giant shark rammed its fragile glass tubing. Fun!
Legion
Even after our mysterious hero provides multiple “explanations” as to why the world is ending, the illogical nature of the whole thing persists.
Pandorum
If you’re a fan of dark science fiction, then the story and setting of Pandorum will be more than enough to satisfy your cerebral longings. Just don’t be shocked when it succumbs to one or two cliches along the way.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
It’s a movie that will pleasantly surprise you with its copious amounts of camp and pure, unadulterated fun.